How come it's always a f**kin' surprise to me? Is everyone so damn stupid on this planet? Come on people - get with the f**kin' program and stop giving me coronaries every time I turn my f**kin' head or listen to your f**kin' endless dribble or get on this f**kin' highway just to see all this f**kin' bedlam around me. What the F**k?! I really do feel alone, and you're not helping. Really.