You might know them as "pocket rockets", "bullets", "ones", "scarlet letters", "alcoholics anonymous", "coupla aces" - whatever. But listen up, cause I'm only going to tell you this once - getting dealt pocket aces is a death sentence. Do I friggin' stutter? Truth is sometimes hard to swallow, but you'd be better off listening for a change. If I had a nickel for every time I've seen this poison dealt to some over-confident WPT wanna-be, and then see him push the rest of his Burger King paycheck into the pot before the flop just because he sees "pocket rockets", I'd have a nice lunch right about now. By the way, can we stop with all the f**kin' cutesy-ass nicknames for these hands already? Any two cards can win, but not these two, you dim-wit. That's why pocket aces suck (for you, when I get them).