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WHAT'S THE RUSH?

HONK IF MY DRIVING SUCKS.

I LOVE TRAFFIC.

*YAWN*

WHAT DAY IS IT?

HONK IF YOU HAD SEX TODAY.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

I'M ALWAYS IN THE WRONG LANE.

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CMT104 - I LOVE TRAFFIC. $3.99


If you haven't figured this out yet, I'm being f***in' facetious. But c'mon, this sticker on your car in the middle of a traffic jam would get quite a few laughs from your fellow commuters. It shows that you're an optimist with a sense of humor in an otherwise ridiculous human cycle we go through every day just to earn a few dollars to spend on things we don't need while working jobs that we all hate. It's pointless, really, and the only time I get to enjoy myself during the day is when I'm sitting idle in this f***in' parking lot they call a highway and looking into my rear-view mirror at people like you admiring my bumper sticker, while we all spill more and more deadly carbon-monoxide into this planet's deteriorating atmosphere, which would actually end the traffic (and everything else for that matter). That's why I love traffic, because the alternative is quite bleak.

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