Main Entry:  id·i·ot
Pronunciation:  'i-dE-&t
Function:  politics, mostly

Middle English from Washington DC, ydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, with IQ at or near one's shoe size. Synonymous with George W. Bush. From Greek idiOtEs or layman, just plain stupid, dumb, unable to reduce a fraction or have a coherent or well-planned out thought, or even recognize one's own stupidity. From idios; akin to Latin suus meaning Bush has no more brain power than a 16-yr-old working the deep fryer at Mickey D's. Face it, putting your blind support in this idiot speaks volumes about you too being an idiot. Anyone who's bright enough to pound sand can see Bush is ignorant to six decimal places, on a good day, even after his fitful 10-hour nightly slumber. Look around you – politically, economically, socially – everything's a mess and any blind man can see the idiotic reason for it. That is, unless your narrow-minded, upper-class, bible-belted morality has you voting party lines regardless of the human excrement leading that party. So keep thinking your logic is sound, that you're smarter than everyone else just because you've been handed down everything you've ever owned in your privileged Republican existence. The truth is you're as dumb as a Pop-Tart and belong in that dim-witted, bible-totin', brain-washed and white-washed Red state, being so stupid you couldn't find even a pig in a bathtub let alone a brain in your ancestry. Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence and Dumya is ruler of that fog. Here's an idea, go back to school and finish the 8th grade, then leave the comfort of your provincial existence for a few days; get a passport, see the world, talk to smart people (they're the ones who know how to tie their shoes, and can help you do the same) – you'll see that just because Bush is a glaring idiot that you don't need to be one too. You idiot.