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I can't even afford to drive to the gas station anymore. This is getting to be a bit *(more)*	Go tell someone who gives a crap, or please keep your stupid insignificant thoughts to *(more)*	Seriously, please. In the unfortunate unlikeliness that I just one day fall to the earth *(more)*
Ain't that the truth.	For some inexplicable reason, it has become fashionable to buy those stupid magnetic *(more)*	It's not that the states themselves suck, it's just that the masses of brainwashed *(more)*
Putting Bush aside for a minute and focusing on Cheney (he's the guy that’s supposed to *(more)*	Main Entry: id·i·ot Pronunciation: 'i-dE-&t Function: politics, *(more)*	How come it's always a fkin' surprise to me? Is everyone so damn stupid on this planet? (more)**
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It's bad enough we've got high-school dropouts with driver's licenses operating heavy *(more)*	Why the fk is everyone always telling me "Good Luck." and "You sure got lucky there." (more)**	Ain't that the truth.
Well, these don't suck, because they’re so damned big and bold. But everyone else's do *(more)*	That's the basis for our great country, isn't it? Everything since the Revolutionary War *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.
Ain't that the truth.	This is a good-news, bad-news kinda thing. I mean, come on. Enough is enough peeps. Is *(more)*	Just because the US Government and PNAC are trying to take over planet Earth, don't think *(more)*
It really is, people. Because enough is never enough. Who really cares if you're *(more)*	I really don't give a rat's ass and I obviously feel it's something you should know about *(more)*	In this cynical world where everything sucks, this one factoid is a certainty. Vacuums *(more)*
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Ain't that the truth.	Just leave me alone. Stop asking me questions about useless crap that I don't give a *(more)*	Go ahead and spin this into some deep, existential zen-based st. The truth is the only (more)**
Stop it with all those damned cutesy acronyms generated by pansy-ass computer-geek mother *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	Ain't that the truth.
If I had a nickel for every time I had to wake up…	Just shut it. The more you open your mouth, the more crap I have to listen to, and I *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.
If you haven't figured this out yet, I'm being f*in' facetious. But c'mon, this (more)**	I just can't take this anymore. The only thing missing is the guy with the base drum *(more)*	WHERE THE FK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, SLIM? I mean, take a pill and relax, because 2 (more)**
Don't believe me? When's the last time you felt good about our economy? Your paycheck? *(more)*	I'm sorry, but there is way too much hype about this whole weight loss thing. What am I *(more)*	Swinging the proverbial baseball bat at a bees nest is all Bush is doing. I mean, how *(more)*
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Ain't that the truth.	Something has to pay off eventually. I mean, statistically speaking, if I keep on betting *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.
Ain't that the truth.	You might know them as "pocket rockets", "bullets", "ones", "scarlet letters", *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.
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Ain't that the truth.	If I had only known what a waste of time it would be, I'd reconsider every choice I've *(more)*	Since when does being on tilt have to be a bad thing? I mean, so what if I'm being *(more)*
Ain't that the truth.	I've had this migraine since 8am, and your ignorance isn't helping...	Ain't that the truth.
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Ain't that the truth.	Ain't that the truth.	With your luck, you're certainly not going to be dealt pocket aces, so just accept it, *(more)*
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Who hasn't? Come 2008, I bet 95% of Republicans, even the smart ones (which is about 5% *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	What fun would it be if there were no losers? St, this isn't kindergarten or tee ball, (more)**
Ain't that the truth.	The problem with everything - all of the crap I put up with - is that it never relents; *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.
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Ain't that the truth.	Ain't that the truth.	Didn't you learn anything I've taught you? You would've pulled the nut flush on the turn, *(more)*
Boy, is that the understatement of the decade. I mean, we fight traffic and bosses and *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	Ain't that the truth.
It's the oldest thing going in the workplace. People show up on Monday morning with *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	Ever wish you voted Democrat? Ever wished you hadn't folded that J-2 off-suit after *(more)*
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Do me a favor - put your sorry attempt at courtesy aside and tell me what you really *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	Ain't that the truth.
That's right, I'm Fkin' tired. Tired of this crap, tired of working for dim-witted (more)**	Ain't that the truth.	WWW.RATRAGE.COM
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Ain't that the truth.	Ain't that the truth.	Tell me again why I spent 22 years of my life in schools, colleges, and graduate *(more)*
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What day is it? That's the best question I've heard this week (not that I know what day *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	So it's a stupid bumper sticker, but who really cares? Does everything we see and do in *(more)*
If you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, then go open your wiki or "google" it. *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	Isn't that the naked truth. I mean, the last thing I need right about now is sitting here *(more)*
Why is it that I just can't get my crap together? Why does everyone else seem to have no *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.	Who do you think you are? Don't you think that if it those gimmicks actually worked, 12 *(more)*
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Ain't that the truth.	What's the point? Tell me what we're doing here? Wake up, eat, work, eat, work, eat, *(more)*	Ain't that the truth.
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