If I had only known what a waste of time it would be, I'd reconsider every choice I've made in this stupid life of mine. We get how many years on this planet? Subtract from that my childhood, since most of that time was spent wetting myself. Then subtract out all those years of schooling, because all I got from that was a headache and some burned brain cells. Subtract from that the loans I've yet to pay back, the wasted all-nighters, the ass-kissing I'm still doing, and then tell me what's left? I'll tell you what's left: traffic, bills, hemorrhoids, record deficits, and more ass-kissing. When will it end? If I had only looked into alternatives. What a waste of time, people. We're all wasting our time. Doesn't anybody see that? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?